This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy  submitted at a McDonalds restaurant in Florida; and they hired him because he  was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash.
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice  President.  But seriously, whatevers available. If I was in a position to  be picky, I wouldnt be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a  Michael Ovitz style severance package.   If that’s not possible, make an offer  and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management  hostility.
SALARY: Less than I’m worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of  stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
AVAILABLE FOR WORK: Of course. That’s why I’m  applying.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 – 3:30pm., Monday, Tuesday and  Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better  suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I  be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU  FROM LIFTING UPTO 50lbs?: 50lbs. of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the appropriate question here  would be “Do you have a car that runs?”
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may  already be the winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse  Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no, on my breaks, yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in  the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb blond supermodel who thinks I’m  the greatest thing since sliced bread.   Actually, I’d like to be doing that  now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST  OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries

I just saw this over my archive mails.. LOL… this only shows that by being honest and true could sometimes get you want you want even if you do not know a thing about what you are going into because the truth is you could always learn anything.